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Awesome gesture!!! -




SOLDIER'S LIFE -


TAGS: we all go through this
Rating: 4.71/5

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asiandud3606 - May 5, 2012, 7:39 pm
and its only the daughter who counts


Lovely...... -


TAGS: 50cal
Rating: 4.86/5

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quetch - September 12, 2012, 7:19 am
woof


The Final Inspection -




Support Our Troops -


TAGS: seriously they need help mental
Rating: 4.79/5

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MashiMashi - April 25, 2016, 11:16 am
Where'd you get my ph**o


golden rule -


TAGS: napalm rules
Rating: 4.87/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 4:50 pm
The A-10 isn't so much an aircraft as a gun that you can fly around and kill things.
66gt40lm - March 21, 2013, 5:19 am
When in doubt, use an A-10* I fixed it for you.
asiandud3606 - February 27, 2012, 10:10 pm
thanks you
losangelescrimez - February 15, 2012, 2:20 pm
yea well geneva conventions should jus stay switzerland then XD
Bdelurey - January 30, 2012, 11:21 pm
the Geneva convention begs to differ


a big mac and a cheese burger and 50 cal bullets -




So much fail.... why.... why are you still in? -


TAGS: army national guard
Rating: 4/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2016, 5:50 pm
He's probably either a computer tech expert or something.
Vic - January 13, 2013, 2:11 pm
Actually, douchebag, I currently in the NG and worked with more than my fair share of these f***s who were/are AD. We've had a few of them in our unit and busted them out. Pull your head out of your arse and learn beyond your bias.
vincentdb82 - October 11, 2012, 5:51 pm
Also, that's just not right, disgracing my Army that way..
vincentdb82 - October 11, 2012, 5:50 pm
it's the ones like this that an ahole classmate used to mock the army in his facebook posts... Bad grunt...
DoucheNugget - January 21, 2012, 4:04 pm
NG, there's a reason we called them "No Go's"
Gramaticus - December 25, 2011, 6:37 pm
Look at their patches. National Guard has ... different... standards sometimes.
pcat101 - December 22, 2011, 7:55 am
more like "eat all you can eat"
GySgt1811a - December 21, 2011, 4:31 pm
Oh Jeez! He's "being all he can be."
Nagard - December 21, 2011, 3:35 am
Quite simple... The other ones are not strong enough to roll him out.


how it really is -




The Women's First Armored Battalion. -




cartridge chess -




I hate this uniform set.... -




ill let you decide -


TAGS: army dust off medical patch
Rating: 4.68/5

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SandySailor - February 19, 2012, 2:46 am
Stolen patch fail. Thats just an attempted reboot of 2515th Naval Air Ambulance Detachment. Charlie Company needs to come up with their own patches!
brenden - February 3, 2012, 4:40 am
;) Epic pic


rules of a 50 cal -


TAGS: rules 50cal funny
Rating: 4.95/5

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Bdelurey - January 30, 2012, 11:22 pm
ROEs


This has got to be national guard.... AD would discharge him! -


TAGS: army fatboy fail nationalguard fail
Rating: 3.92/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 24, 2014, 9:02 pm
This guy's probably a cop tech or something. Meanwhile the Marine can barley read and can barely count without taking off his shoes.
supplyfishy - March 12, 2013, 2:00 am
any one els see the US marine sitting at the table (new PT geir is the same for all branches now i belive or this could be a base mess hall point and case im nat guard and we PT just as hard as army we just aren't forced to We ARE responsible not sgts
supplyfishy - January 21, 2013, 4:06 pm
I'm in the national guard. there's like one fat guy at my drill and hes doing great at losing weight dont knock all national guardsmen just for the bad ones. its just like the chairforce there not all bad,
Rellik - November 15, 2012, 5:55 pm
WTF??? I was 10pounds over my weight and I got yelled @ so much what the hell is that and I was national guard.
spcdylan - June 27, 2012, 12:59 pm
people like that fat slob give the army a bad name... even though he is national guard that is a disgrace to the uniform, now take it off and go gut yourself!!!


Home away from home.... -


TAGS: mcdonald army iraq
Rating: 4.65/5

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pacman651 - December 8, 2012, 10:11 am
No Bdelurey its no joke, you can have a quarter pounder with cheese while u play in the sand box.
Gramaticus - May 22, 2012, 1:19 pm
I never saw an Applebee's, but there was a KFC at the port in Kuwait. That was in April 2004 on our way home!
coffeedevil - March 16, 2012, 9:58 pm
WHAT!? This is a pic from Kuwait! There is no damm apple-bees down range!
50cal - February 4, 2012, 10:26 am

Nope, they got an apple-bees too if I recall correctly...
Bdelurey - January 30, 2012, 11:28 pm
are you kidding me


WTF over!!! -


TAGS: ball army fail
Rating: 4.43/5

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dragonrider33 - February 26, 2014, 1:16 pm
Someone needs to take her out to the curb with the rest of the trash. Should never been allowed in with that outfit on.


Geronimo! -




true companions -




french coast gaurd -


TAGS: french 50cal boat
Rating: 4.06/5

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asiandud3606 - June 3, 2012, 2:03 pm
‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^›
asiandud3606 - June 3, 2012, 2:03 pm
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Gramaticus - May 21, 2012, 12:56 pm
It was too hard to copy the text right from the ph**o.
losangelescrimez - February 15, 2012, 2:07 pm
phonics didnt work 4 that fool
MPsniper - January 31, 2012, 4:54 am
spell check = priceless


the truth! -


TAGS: seals
Rating: 4.85/5

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Medals of Veterans -




Run baby run -


TAGS: air calvary
Rating: 4.69/5

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arcticfalcon662 - November 5, 2012, 11:47 am
Leg it!!!


Weekend warriors..... -




Sound off! -


TAGS: call sign military humor
Rating: 4.56/5

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50gunner09 - April 5, 2015, 6:59 pm
twisted buster
NerfingHerder - March 11, 2015, 7:52 am
Grizzly Flea....
Aurielius - February 3, 2015, 1:52 pm
Boom Boom Python?
50cal - April 8, 2014, 10:48 am

Blowing Python....
armymike30 - April 8, 2014, 10:35 am
Rusty Eagle...


Stealth is important -


TAGS: stealth
Rating: 4.93/5

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falloutghoul - November 4, 2011, 7:29 pm
d*** Budget Cuts!


50cal -




Wicked funny! -




Awesome! -




War Dogs & their Humans -




games vs reality -


TAGS: games reality
Rating: 5/5

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falloutghoul - February 12, 2013, 8:10 am
Drop a C4 right in the middle of them. Instant laughs.


Special Needs Forces Are Not The Same As Special Forces. -




zip up your pants -




REALITY CHECK -


TAGS: reality check
Rating: 4.64/5

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foxrecon19d - December 14, 2013, 11:41 am
That's me in the back row, second from the right with the mini-gun mounted on my left shoulder... getting felt up by Batman...
MashiMashi - December 8, 2013, 5:30 am
Oh screw you!!!!


ballon tank -




Eh, you did not read your contract NastyGirls..... -




Did anyone hear that? -


TAGS: navy seal hushpuppy awesome
Rating: 5/5

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BobChica - September 17, 2014, 9:36 am
Actually, the Mk22, aka 'Hush Puppy' was a 9mm S&W Model 39, not a dinky little .22 Ruger. And, BTW, the Mk23 isn't .23 caliber, either; it's a suppressed .45.


One of the worst duties in the Army -




Totally! -


TAGS: 50cal firearms
Rating: 5/5

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falloutghoul - January 8, 2013, 9:18 am
Fun, yes. Ancient, yes. Replaceable, in due time.


National Guard -


TAGS: fail national guard military army
Rating: 5/5

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xnavygunner - March 4, 2014, 7:46 am
Disgraceful!


To funny, but wrong! -




Retirement -


TAGS: the cavalry way
Rating: 4.92/5

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GySgt1811 - September 24, 2011, 11:42 pm
Bill Mauldin is turning over in his grave!
ceesixtyfour - August 25, 2011, 1:17 am
Gary Owen!!!!


Hardcore! -




Honor the fallen -




Too soon? -


TAGS: military humor funny stealth
Rating: 4.33/5

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Pikeman - November 7, 2015, 3:24 pm
Sure changing the IFR codes and flying openly into the PRC is stealthy. Really?


Outmatched? -


TAGS: tall afgan
Rating: 3/5

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falloutghoul - June 16, 2012, 9:00 pm
Outsized? Maybe. Outmatched? Questionable.


Seals -




Let the comments fly! -




Happy valentines day! -




How how do I do that thing again? -




The Day After -


TAGS: violence nuculear war apocalypse
Rating: 5/5

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Pikeman - November 9, 2015, 12:17 am
Violence solved the mid European genocide of 1933 to 1945.


Nothing like it! -




Baseball in our free time -




Blue Falcon! -




Military Surplus -




Military and Animals -




Happy valentines day! -




THE REAL AMERICAN 'HEROES' -




Military tactics don't work in paint ball...... -


TAGS: army paintball
Rating: 4.5/5

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50cal - August 2, 2011, 10:15 pm

The only time it may work is when your playing woodball...


IRAQ WAR JOURNAL -


TAGS: iraq war journal
Rating: 5/5

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50cal - September 22, 2014, 1:51 pm

I have heard this same thing over and over... They found the deposits in bunkers, removed all the armaments they could and EOD blew up what they found. IE the stuff was taken care of as it was found, not collected for somebody to a***yze years later.
JBL - August 19, 2014, 10:19 am
some of us saw the wmds, under orders destroyed said wmds, then got pissed when no one acnowledged the wmds..


formation -


TAGS: salute
Rating: 5/5

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LonelySailor - February 22, 2012, 10:37 pm
It's the USS Kearsarge, an amphib.
dudeishehot - February 22, 2012, 11:37 am
looks like one of the amphibious ships(correct me if I'm wrong; helicopters/harrier jets) actually. Might have been there for Fleet week, I think it's called.
SheizaSherman - December 3, 2011, 1:46 pm
thats not even a US carrier!


Gross -




Home away from home -


TAGS: mcdonald deployment
Rating: 5/5

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clintcmpl - June 14, 2012, 1:11 pm
Looks like Balad to me.
mooja - April 17, 2012, 8:07 am
A lot's changed since then. :)
cdc120602 - April 16, 2012, 10:26 pm
There was a McD's there in 2007 and I had my M16 there in 2007.
mooja - April 16, 2012, 4:37 pm
AJ doesn't have a McD's. In Kuwait, Virgina and LSA do, but that's neither. Besides, when's the last time you saw anyone with a weapon in AJ?
cdc120602 - April 16, 2012, 1:47 am
Looks like Arifjan in Kuwait. If that's the case, there's also a performace stage just to the right of the edge of the picture. lol


Worst Halloween ever -




"Chin up, chest out, wings back, stomach in." -




Chinook to the rescue! -




Almost..... -


TAGS: stealth fail army
Rating: 5/5

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vulture - November 15, 2012, 1:41 am
That guy disguised as a rock, in the front of the picture, is pretty obvious....


Boom goes the Dynamite -




fathers day after work -




Stolen Valor -




Amputee Procedure -


TAGS: doctor amputee 300 mortality rate
Rating: 5/5

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Mediocerist4 - August 12, 2015, 10:40 pm
Take a knee and face out.


Shane Matthew Slade, The “Colorful Tab” Special Forces, Ranger, Sniper Poser -


TAGS: stolen valor military humor fail
Rating: 5/5

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armymike30 - April 8, 2014, 10:27 am
what a b*** nugget! 20 bucks to anyone who sends me a video of Slade getting punched in the face!
foxrecon19d - April 4, 2014, 1:43 pm
Hate to say it, but when his commander-in-chief is walking around sporting a Nobel Peace Prize for, essentially, just showing up, you can expect these types of posers to come crawling out of the wood work...
50cal - April 4, 2014, 11:09 am

This is legit, just facebook checked Shane Slade and hes got these pictures up. Wow..... Simply Wow...


Now you know! -




Germany again -




Chief and tag outs -




A Face In The Crowd -




Rifle Rules -




Thoughts? -




Sound off! -




Lucky 50cal! -




Eh, you did not read your contract NastyGirls..... -




french Army in Mali -




Special Forces -




Lump sum option -




fuck run away -




next generation stealth fighter -


TAGS: stealth prototype
Rating: 5/5

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falloutghoul - October 8, 2011, 5:41 pm
Beautiful.


Get them Quals -




The 50cal -


TAGS: 50cal girlfriend wife
Rating: 4.88/5

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falloutghoul - January 8, 2013, 9:06 am
I prefer a .338 Lapua Magnum.


Damn.... -


TAGS: 50cal fail
Rating: 4.75/5

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BobChica - September 18, 2014, 8:27 pm
Simultaneous hand, eye, and testicular injury in 3, 2, 1...


Conceal carry? -




A true comrade, battle buddy, friend.... -




Truth has been spoken -




Facepalm -




Those military Wives -




Russian NAVY pet -


TAGS: russian navy submarine walrus animal
Rating: 5/5

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SergeyGG - October 22, 2013, 4:04 pm
More walrus :) http://cs14109.vk.me/c540106/v540106621/874e/G8pWakOBbFA.jpg
NobodySpecial - October 12, 2013, 3:54 pm
How long has he been at sea?


Funny -


TAGS: urinalysis military
Rating: 5/5

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gojira1951 - October 19, 2014, 2:18 am
Love this automatic censorship program. **** Vajayjay, p****, ***k, etc.
gojira1951 - October 19, 2014, 2:17 am
How about Homo***ual?
gojira1951 - October 19, 2014, 2:17 am
If he is g**, he will love it.Unintended consequences.


Stolen Valor -


TAGS: stolen valor fail military humor
Rating: 5/5

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ThatOnePOG - August 3, 2014, 10:31 am
Watching that, I didn't know whether to laugh, or feel ill. That guy is a whole other level of stupid. But I mean, those Marines should be careful. After all, he is an Airborne SF MP: just ask him yourself.
50cal - July 29, 2014, 11:59 am

Watch the video of him getting confronted: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/84221808/


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Some good training... Now low crawl my minions! -




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